Tagged by Max. Are you mean and sarcastic?

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. (YR stands for Your Response.)

Dear readers, I apologize in advance if you found my responds are offensive. Tak terniat pon...

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: Nope...

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: Please la... tengok cermin...

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Astaghfirullahal'azim...

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: Riak dan takabbur. Itu je la yang kau tahu...

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: I don't care...

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Eh. Awak, tolong jangan perasan... =)

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Orang2 macam kau nie, untuk terima jelingan mata aku pon tak layak.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Eh? Seriously? Since when you are even my type?

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Eh. You know something? You won't even have a chance to ride my bicycle. Ape lagi kalau kau nak naik BMW 5 series aku...

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Look, I am more handsome than you; I can make crowds chasing you down n beat you to death!

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: You are not even my type.

2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: Nak buat ape? Kau ni sape?

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: Dah ade teman...

4) What do you like about me?
YR: Nothing... awak tu biasa je...

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Aku rasa nak muntah. Aku kena pegi bilik air sekarang. Seriously...

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Are you referring to yourself?

2) You smell like shit!
YR: hehe... baik kau pegi jumpa doktor hidung sekarang...

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Mulut kau memang bab*

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: You'll do that, I'll hire a group of mobsters to beat you down...

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: Its normal. Everyone loves me. So...?

2) I know you still love me!
YR: Seriously, I'm not...

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: Impossible...

4) Please call me...
YR: Give me ten good reasons.

5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: So...?

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Ahh... that script again...

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: What a touching story...

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: I only going to take it for free...

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: Do you hear what I just said, I only going to take it for free...

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Done.

Conclusion: It sound sure offensive if I talk to someone that annoys me... hahaha.. I even annoy myself sometime... Luckily, none of my friends annoy me. Dan saya sayang anda semua sangat2. (^^,)v

Who am I going to tag? Tak tahu lah. Kalau korang rasa tag ni menarik, sila lah jawab. hehehe...