My Online Readings Follow me on Facebook Follow me on Linkedin Back to Home Follow me on Twitter

International Career Carnival 2009

Posted in

Saya baru je balik dari Mid Valley. Tolong angkat barang dan buat ape-ape yang patut. Tadi ade sedikit discussion dan rehearsal.Saya jadi volunteer. Tolong Dr. Aldila uruskan pelajar2 yang akan di interview esok.

Sila datang beramai2. Grab the opportunity, disamping meramaikan majlis di Mid Valley esok. Let's support our university's effort.

Tagged by Max. Are you mean and sarcastic?

Posted in

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. (YR stands for Your Response.)

Dear readers, I apologize in advance if you found my responds are offensive. Tak terniat pon...

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: Nope...

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: Please la... tengok cermin...

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Astaghfirullahal'azim...

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: Riak dan takabbur. Itu je la yang kau tahu...

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.

YR: I don't care...

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Eh. Awak, tolong jangan perasan... =)

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Orang2 macam kau nie, untuk terima jelingan mata aku pon tak layak.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Eh? Seriously? Since when you are even my type?

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Eh. You know something? You won't even have a chance to ride my bicycle. Ape lagi kalau kau nak naik BMW 5 series aku...

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Look, I am more handsome than you; I can make crowds chasing you down n beat you to death!

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: You are not even my type.

2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: Nak buat ape? Kau ni sape?

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: Dah ade teman...

4) What do you like about me?
YR: Nothing... awak tu biasa je...

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Aku rasa nak muntah. Aku kena pegi bilik air sekarang. Seriously...

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Are you referring to yourself?

2) You smell like shit!
YR: hehe... baik kau pegi jumpa doktor hidung sekarang...

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Mulut kau memang bab*

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: You'll do that, I'll hire a group of mobsters to beat you down...


If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: Its normal. Everyone loves me. So...?

2) I know you still love me!
YR: Seriously, I'm not...

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: Impossible...

4) Please call me...
YR: Give me ten good reasons.

5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: So...?

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Ahh... that script again...

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: What a touching story...

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: I only going to take it for free...

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: Do you hear what I just said, I only going to take it for free...


***

Done.


Conclusion: It sound sure offensive if I talk to someone that annoys me... hahaha.. I even annoy myself sometime... Luckily, none of my friends annoy me. Dan saya sayang anda semua sangat2. (^^,)v

Who am I going to tag? Tak tahu lah. Kalau korang rasa tag ni menarik, sila lah jawab. hehehe...




Tribute To Kak Sha

Posted in

First of all, I want to apologize for attributing this post to you without your permission.

I know if I ask your permission, you will say, "Ish... xpayah la Jai. Nak buat ape tribute2 nie". Of course, if you are still around to stop me...

Kau Sahabat Kau Teman

----------

Telah tiba saat waktu kau tinggalkan kami

Kerana takdir yang Maha Esa telah menetapkan

Sedih rasanya hati ini bila mngenangkan

Kau sahabatku kau teman sejati

----------

Tulus ikhlasmu luhur budimu bagai tiada pengganti

Senyum tawamu juga katamu menghiburkan kami

Memori indah kita bersama terus bersemadi

Kau sahabatku kau teman sejati

----------

Sudah ditakdirkan kau pergi dulu

Di saat kau masih diperlukan

Tuhan lebih menyayangi dirimu

Ku pasrah diatas kehendak yang Esa

----------

( korus )

Ya Allah,tempatkannya di tempat yang mulia

Tempat yang dikau janjikan nikmat untuk hamba Mu

Sahabatku akan ku teruskan perjuangan ini

Walau ku tahu kau tiada di sisi

----------

Perjuangan kita masih jauh beribu batu

Selagi roh masih di jasad hidup diteruskan

Sedih rasa hati ini mengenangkan dikau

Bagai semalam kau bersama kami

----------

( korus )
Moga amanlah dan bahagia dikau di sana

Setangkai doa juga Fatehah terus kukirimkan

Moga di sana kau bersama para solehin

Ku sahabatku kau teman sejati

Dah enam tahun dah Jai kenal akak. Nampaknye, angka tu berhenti disitu je lah ye. 6 tahun. Lepas habis je IPTIM masa kat matrik dulu, akak layan Jai macam adik akak sendiri. Akak sentiasa ada untuk Jai masa Jai perlukan akak. Hehe... Tapi Jai mengaku, Jai memang sgt aktif join program masa kat matrik dulu. So end up Jai yang xdapat nak luangkan sangat masa Jai dengan akak.

Tak lama kemudian, Yassin come and join us. Dia kawan rapat Jai. Ape yang Jai nak, dia nak jugak. hahaha. Program ape yang Jai join, mesti Yassin pon nak join jugak. Sabo je la. hahaha. So, akak akhirnya layan kami berdua macam adik akak sendiri. Since that, akak nak tau x? Kami sentiasa bersaing nak dapat perhatian akak tau. hahaha. Jai rasa jelous tau kalau akak bagi lebih perhatian n lebih mesra dgn Yassin... Jai dapat rasa kak... Jai baca mesej2 akak dalam henset Yassin... Jai nampak mcmn akak sangat hepi setiap kali brjumpa dengan Yassin. Jai pulak xdapat mesej2 dari akak macam Yassin dapat. Dan expression akak jumpa Jai tak segembira kalau akak jumpa Yassin. Mmm.. Naper ye kak?

Masa tu, sy dah masuk tahun ke dua kat UIA Gombak. Atas beberapa sebab tertentu, Jai jadi rengang dengan akak. Pada masa itu, Jai dapat rasa betapa jai penting bagi akak. Pada masa tu, akak menangis dan cakap kat Jai "Please return back my former brother". Akak buat Jai rasa sangat2 terharu time tu. The fear of losing us at that time finally forced you to spill it out. Akak ade cancer SLE. and it is incurable. Jai rasa macam nak mati masa dengar akak ade cancer time tu...

Selepas itu, tak banyak pon perkembangan yang berlaku... Kita masih agak rengang. Lebih kurang awal tahun nie, 2009. Jai mula kembali kerap mencari akak... I need all the support I can get at that time. Dan Jai percaya Jai masih ade akak. Tapi... Jai rasa akak macam nak mengelakkan diri dari Jai. Akak cakap akak sentiasa sibuk. Belum ada masa lagi untuk Jai. Oleh itu, Jai biarkan akak dgn life akak terlebih dahulu, trying to be an understanding brother. Dan Jai nak akak tahu, tiap2 hari Jai tunggu akak contact Jai, just at least Jai nak tau akak ade terlintas untuk tanya khabar Jai atau tak.

Lepas sekian lama tak dengar khabar akak, tibe2 pada pagi tu Jai dapat that sad news. Akak, akak fikir ape Jai rasa time tu? The last time I saw you was 3 months ago. And the next time I saw you...

Akak ingat, dengan menjauhkan diri or tak bagitahu ape yang terjadi pada diri akak, akak ingat semua orang akan lega n senang hati ke? I'm not kak... I'm not... I am deeply missing you... You left me at the time when I needed you the most...

Well....

At least, I have a chance to lunch with you for the last time while there are others who don't...

At least, I have a chance to send you back home once while there are others who don't...

At least, I have a chance to ask for your forgiveness in my last message that I send to you while there are others who don't...

Thank you...

Semoga akak, Safawati Rustamin, (23rd March 1985 - 16th July 2009) sentiasa dicucuri rahmat Allah S.W.T. Mari kita sedekahkan Al-Fatihah buat beliau...

Dari Profile Friendster beliau

Gambar ni sy ambik senyap2 masa Kak Sha tertido dlm LRT. Hehe... Kak Sha cakap sy gile... ;p

Tiket bas Rapid KL nie, sampai sekarang sy simpan lagi. Sebab ade tarikh lahir akak kat situ. Selama 6 tahun nie, sy tak pernah terlepas nak wish birthday akak kan?.... Ade la jugak certain years yang sy terlambat wish...

Download Link: Kau Sahabat Kau Teman

For more information on SLE, click here

Awarded by Atiqah

Posted in

award nih diberikan oleh Nurul Atiqah. Thanks tqa... =)

>> 5 fakta menarik tentang pemberi award nih..

:: Tqa ni ahli Kelab AKHI, kirenye dia nie jadi apprentice aku lah. huhu..

:: Tqa xmakan daging! Pelik betol. Sgt suke pizza. Tapi tu pon xnak gak makan pizza ade daging. Kata sgt suke pizza. adoyai. Hahaha...

:: Tqa ni penyegan orangye. Tapi boleh gile2 la jugak. ;D

:: Seorang yang mendengar nasihat. (setakat nie la. Harap2nye akan sentiasa berterusan. haha.. ;p)

:: She needs to grow up. She has a lot to learn about life.

>>Tulis 10 fakta/hobi tentang diri sndiri sbelum memilih penerima award seterusnya.. (banyaknye)

|> Sangat suka semua yang berkaitan dgn teknologi. That includes computer and gadgets.

|> Pelupa

|> Value friendship

|> Humanitarian soul

|> Sangat suka kucing

|> Suka benda2 manis. Big Apple is currently top in my list. ^^

|> Loves calmness

Ape lagi ye.. ade lagi 3 nie...

|> Hari ni hari lahir aku.

|> Jadi umurku sekarang genap 23 tahun

|> Anak sulong kepada 5 orang adik-beradik lelaki. and no girls yet.

>> Pilih penerima award seterusnya..n describe tentang mereka..

Adlan - Rakan seperjuangan

Usamah - He carries the same blood as mine.

Dik Nor - Adik angkat aku sejak aku tingkatan 5

Ayu - Her sister. She's married

Roha - Kami sekepala